My friend Pablo has a problem. Occassionally he will catch a snippet of something going on on planet earth and will ask me "WTF is going on?" He tends not to keep up to date with current affairs, but is clever enough to know that is shit is going down there must be a reason for the aforementioned shit. So, with this blog, I will attempt to condense current affairs into a highly prejudiced and slightly inaccurate form for Pablo and others like him to digest easily.
If you find that any of the information posted here is wrong or biased, then I might remind you that this is purely for entertainment purposes. And also that if you know for a fact that it is wrong or biased, then you are far too up-to-date on current affairs and this probably isn't your sort of blog.